All you writers and cartoonists take heed, the first contest in tryharderland has come.
The challenge: make a story from this spam header: "Brian LaBovick: I think it was an accumulation of things."
The prize: a box of books and other assorted goodies from me to you and your story published here.
The deadline: July 30th, 2007
The rules: you must be over 18, one entry per entrant, original work only (no "It was a dark and stormy Brian LaBovick"), one winner (unless I change my mind), you retain the rights but I get first publishing, no spam, no viruses, no epics please. I have the right to consider only entries I want to consider. Basically, I am the judge and the jury here and in this kangaroo court, awesomeness can trump all rules.
The gauntlet has been thrown, my friends.