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Spin-the-bottle with reptiles?! I'm there!
Ok, but that snake looks like a total slut. Beware!
I don't know... it looks like it might be unsafe...
Oh Andrew, don't be such a wuss. Everyone knows snakes display drunken lust with targeted strikes to the face.
Weeell, It'll be two frozen weirdos for me then please.
Thanks for stopping by the Fortress! New interview up soon. I hope verything is going ok, Ms. TryHarder.
The question is, what kind of party are you having instead?
Amanda, you are so right. The answer is that I don't know. Probably no party at all! We will see. I am not feeling very party-riffic recently.
How about you host a long-distance birthday party for me next Wednesday? You can invite all the cool kids, and serve snakebite drinks, and have a rhino in a bikini show up halfway through...there can even be a massive explosion. It'll be totally as cool as the one on that invitation.: )
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