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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Contest!

Scene:
You and your lover and relaxing in the semi-nude. S/he is running his/her hands through your hair and you decide to remove your pants. Because you are sexy folk the lights are on. After being deliciously dazed by your silkily-haired legs, his/her eyes drop to your upper thighs and through damp, plump lips he/she breathes, "What's that brown stuff?"

Your answer is?

The best reply in the comments will win a box of crap!

Deadline next week.

8 comments:

brokenengine said...

"Spermicidal foam baby. I believe birth control is just as much my responsibilit--....What? Did I use too much?"

ctheokas said...

Santorum, from the last woman I was with.

Holy Prepuce said...

"Those are the early stages of my magical respawning pants. How else do you think I was able to remove my pants when we were already relaxing in the nude?"

Carrie said...

OK, hp wins the smartass award. Never read too closely, my friends...

Joel A. Nichols said...

Birthmarks! The brown stuff is birthmarks!

Amanda said...

"Baby, it's called 'urban sprawl'. I have not only decided to eschew the Brazilian, I've elected to let things go, clear on down from crotch to mid-thigh. A lady needs all the warmth she can get during these long, dark days of winter."

fashionandfiction said...
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Matt S. said...

What brown stuff? Oh that, yeah I tend to crap my pants when I get excited. I had an accident as a child that causes loose bowels. This isn't going to be a problem, is it? It's just a little poop, well diarrhea. I had Taco Bell earlier.