Via bookslut:

Perhaps the coolest idea for gift giving right now (and giving to a cause that sounds pretty good).

See a movis with Bitch's Lisa Jervis!
Get a tattoo designed by Jennifer Camper!
Get a character named after you in the next Thisbe Nissen book!
Have Dorothy Allison record your outgoing voicemail message!

and more. The auction ends on Tuesday, so hurry up.